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A branch-off from one of the Bishop Revisited threads ( Click Here ) and written as a parody of the Very Secret LotR Diaries ( http://cassieclaire.livejournal.com/ ), I give you the Very Secret NWN2 Diaries.
Warning: post contains spoilers.
NPC entries to follow.
The Very Secret Diary of Gender-unspecified PC, Son/Daughter of Esemerelle
Day 1
Won harvest brawl with bestest best pals Bevil and Janie. Got terrible bruise on cheek but well worth it to beat Mossfeld brothers. Brother Merring awfully quick to offer to heal my wounds. Am slightly disturbed.
Day 1.5
Is my face red. Just discovered bestest best pal of many years actually called Amie, not Janie. Luckily she’s dead, so it doesn’t matter.
Day 2
Daeghun sending me to Neverwinter to meet long lost uncle and deliver shard which I dug up from swamp ruins. Looking forward to adventure but not trek through swamp full of dead people.
Day 5
Found a dwarf with shiny head and big axe. Wonder if he’s compensating. Will find out on journey.
Day 10
Rescued half-demon woman from grabby soldiers. She’s very grateful. Even pinched my buttocks when I turned around. At least, I think it was her. Khelgar looking very smug...
Day 15
Was ambushed by small dark people, luckily saved by alluring elven druid named Elanee. Tried to tell her that we don’t want to go to Eridis but she threatened us with dire badger, so complying for now. Dire badger looks v. vicious and rabid.
Day 20
Fought giant bear and won. Dying bear said something about corrupted land but was too busy avoiding badger to pay much attention.
Day 30
Finally in Neverwinter. Met unwashed uncle in disturbingly empty tavern. Khelgar got drunk and started hitting on Elanee. As a result, had to send him to healers at temple of Tyr to have dire badger removed from uncomfortable place.
Day 31
Joined city watch and rescued sorceress from badly dressed academy students. In hindsight, wish I had killed them all. Sorceress v. whiny, also has nasty pyromaniac tendencies.
Day 37
Off to Old Owl Well to rescue some emissary. Have dreadful sense of foreboding.
Day 40
Seem to have acquired gnome. Not sure how. Whole incident rather perplexing, and as a result Khelgar will not shut up about spring-mounted mechanical codpiece. Suspect badger incident affected him more than he’s letting on.
Day 42
Greycloak intel v.bad. Arrived at Bonegnasher lair to find nefarious wizard masquerading as emissary. Not sure why. Life of emissary hardly glamorous. Would have suggested masquerading as famous singer but had to kill him.
Day 43
Companions v.annoying. Khelgar refuses to shut up about codpiece. Neeshka keeps telling me how to pronounce her name, even when not asked. Elanee harping on about the land. Qara whining that it’s too hot, or too cold, or too orcy. Have told her ‘orc caves, what do you expect?’. Grobnar trying to design saddle for Elanee’s dire badger. Suspect I will soon wish we brought a healer with us.
Day 45
Ran into holy warrior. Elanee and Qara making puppy-eyes at him. Khelgar tried to examine his codpiece and got concussion for trouble. Paladin agreed to lead us to Eyegouger lair. Hope name not indicative of pastimes.
Day 51
Rescued Emissary, killed big orc chieftain, now heading back to Neverwinter. Casavir annoying me by keep mentioning Old Owl Well, so had Grobnar paint “I love Cyric” on the back of his armour as he slept.
In other news, design for dire badger saddle coming along nicely. Dire badger oddly reluctant to bite gnome. Grobnar mentioned something about badger liking small hands, but I conveniently blanked out rest of conversation. Probably better not knowing.
Day 60
Beginning to suspect have peeved off major deity. Everybody I meet wants to kill me. Got invited to surprise party at Archives but turns out was just another ambush by githyanki. V. depressing as lead githyanki v. hot.
Day 64
Githyanki kidnapped Shandra. Believe they are jealous of her long blonde hair, and the way she always touches my arm whilst pouting. Am rather glad to be rid of the little whinger but Casavir insists we rescue her. Bloody holy warriors. Have enlisted help of angsty unwashed ranger in tracking githyanki. Must remember to ask him where he gets eyeliner.
Day 69
Have been ambushed yet again. Luckily stalwart companions more than match for pimply githyanki nerds. Casavir keeps offering to lay hands on Bishop. Suspect it is excuse for manly cuddle. Bishop not buying it.
Day 74
Made gentle suggestion to Bishop that he have bath but he threatened to shoot me in the head if mentioned again. Have come to believe that he has issues. Khelgar continues to attempt sneaking into Casavir’s pants. Grobnar has abandoned dire badger saddle and turned to designing new improved eyeliner pencil.
Wish I had brought the women along instead.
Day 80
Rescued Shandra and almost back to Flagon. Group shenanigans continue. Discovered I have shard of broken githyanki sword lodged in my chest. Am surprised, as Brother Merring’s rather in-depth medical examinations never mentioned this. Am considering asking for refund.
Day 81
Have been accused of slaughtering entire village of innocents.
Bugger.
Day 83
Am heading back to Ember with effeminate elven wizard and rest of miscreants. Met some nice people in Port Llast. Have been invited to party there next week, providing am still alive then.
Day 86
Befriended tribe of goblins and giant magical spider. Suspect spider more intelligent than entire party combined. Offered to feed it Grobnar but it waved its legs in horror and ran away.
Definitely intelligent.
Day 90
Have been proven innocent by court of law but skanky Luskan bint claimed right of Tyr. Must now fight Vin Diesel. Crap.
Day 90.5
Spent hours staring at boring statue. Sand stopped by for encouraging pep talk and reassuring cuddle. Hinted that he wanted to take our relationship to the next level. Told him to wait until after fight. Bishop also stopped by. Tried to cuddle me but told him to bathe first, so he stomped off in a sulk.
Khelgar offered to fight Lorne for me, but at time I thought he said “Do you want to see my underpants?” Told him no before realised that wasn’t what he asked. Must pay more attention in future.
Day 93
Won fight against Lorne and am now being sent by Lord Nasher to Crossroad Keep to rescue kidnapped sage and thwart evil wizard’s plans to become one with King of Shadows.
Am I the only competent person in the realm?!?!?
Day 96
Have thwarted evil wizard’s plans, rescued githzerai woman from Keep, and survived another trying journey with companions. On down side, missed the party in Port Llast. Amused self instead by stealing Bishop’s eyeliner and hiding it in Casavir’s backpack.
Overheard Sand say to Grobnar that he wants to take their relationship to the next level. Have become disillusioned about whole elven race.
Neeshka still pinching my buttocks when my back is turned. Am tempted to sleep with her just to spite Sand.
Day 105
Have been lumbered with crumbling Keep as punishment for offering hair-loss reversal tonic to Lord Nasher. Am rather peeved, as was hoping to elope with Neeshka. Casavir obviously jealous of our relationship as keeps mentioning his abilities with his hands.
In other news, am informed by Grobnar that Khelgar is indeed over-compensating with large axe. Am slightly disturbed by newest member of group. Zhjaeve keeps saying she knows me. Is making Neeshka jealous. Asked her if she knew where Bishop was hiding his supply of eyeliner pencils but she just said “know that I believe in you, Kalach’Cha.” Beginning to suspect she suffers same affliction as the gnome.
Day 107
Completed four parts of Ritual of Purification, only to find fifth statue destroyed by Shadow Reaver. Major pain in the neck. Was hoping to demonstrate new abilities as party trick during annual Neverwinter dance next week. Sparkly magic lights would probably have gone down better than dirty jokes.
Also discovered home village destroyed. Will miss Brother Merring.
Day 110
Following advice from Aldanon, have travelled to Ammon Jerro’s haven. Gained entry and killed many demons but Ammon killed Shandra before we could stop him. Suspect Ammon was jealous of her long blonde hair. Wonder why bald men so common. Derived immense pleasure from telling Casavir and Bishop that their own hair loss is inevitable. As a result, alignment shifted to chaotic evil.
It was worth it.
Day 112
Nevalle, that poncy git, dragged me back to Castle Never to be knighted. Was pleased that large crowd turned up for party, but not so surprised when party turned into ambush. Fought way to Lord Nasher and asked him about acquiring harem of maidens to go with new knighthood and Keep. He just laughed and clapped my shoulder in friendly manner.
???
Day 123
As per Nasher have consolidated alliances with dwarves and lizardmen. Tried to find place where Grobnar assured me Wendersnaven were holding massive party, but got ambushed by orcs. Had Neeshka paint ‘paladins get me horny’ on back of Grobnar’s armour as he slept.
Likewise, druid Circle turned out to be dead end. Druid corrupted by taint of the land, possibly related to large talking tree. Killed them all and let Qara burn the tree. Also let Bishop kill Elanee. Am disturbed by his attack cry of ‘And that is for rejecting my wholesome and well-intentioned advances!’
Zhjaeve continues to assure me that she knows me. Ammon won’t shut up about the hells. Does my entire party have issues?
Day 126
Have reforged Sword of Gith. Major anticlimax. Got ambushed by Reaver and his undead minions but used new sword to kick undead butt.
Day 127
Invited to sleep-over party by Sydney Natale. Wanted to take dire badger as partner but Sydney invited Qara and Zhjaeve too. Am unsure why. Sand cuddled me before he left but was blatant attempt to make Neeshka jealous. Told him he would never lead me astray.
Day 130
Big sleep-over party turned out to be ambush. Am most displeased.
Day 136
Nasher wounded in battle near Keep but sadly survived. Have been reliably informed that this Keep is only thing standing between countless hordes of unstoppable undead and Neverwinter.
Crap.
Day 137
Night before battle. Everybody being melancholy. Sand came into my bedroom for reassuring cuddle. Managed to distract him with Guyven. Zhjaeve showed up and told me she wanted to know me better. Informed her that timing wasn’t right. Casavir also stopped by wanting to talk about Old Owl well. Redirected him to guidance counselor. Bishop tried to sneak into my room but told him stolen eyeliners not here. Don’t think he believed me but left when I threatened to give him bath. After that I switched rooms with Guyven, otherwise would never have got full 8 hrs beauty sleep.
Day 138
Have been betrayed by Bishop. Should’ve seen it coming. Think last bath joke pushed him too far. Casavir v. angry. Suspect he would have liked last cuddle with ranger before he ran off.
Managed to defeat unholy avatar of King of Shadows. Also had Ammon read true name scroll of Garius, but bloody coward ran away before party could kill him.
Day 139
Teleported by Aldanon to Illefarn ruins. Neeshka magically kidnapped by Garius. Garius undoubtedly jealous of our relationship. Am trying to think of witty repartee for when we find him.
Day 139.5
Fought way through legions of undead, finally recovered Neeshka. She has been tortured, but Casavir leapt at chance to touch her. Told him not to be so grabby.
Also found Bishop. He told large tale about troubled background and his feelings to explain why he betrayed us. Who do I look like, Oprah? Managed to get him to leave by telling him where he could find stash of hidden eyeliners.
Qara joined forces with Garius. Not all that surprising. Always knew she was jealous of reassuring cuddles given to Sand.
Managed to defeat Garius and Qara, and am now facing King of Shadows. He has offered me chance to serve the shadow by killing all of my companions.
Am sorely tempted to accept.
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And yet don't look too good, nor talk too wise;Edited By Llandaryn on 04/12/07 09:40 | 
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Inviato: giovedì, 12 aprile 2007 10:57 |
Pretty hilarious... For some reason Day 90 particularly cracks me up.
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Inviato: giovedì, 12 aprile 2007 11:59 |
Quote: Posted 04/12/07 09:32 (GMT) by Llandaryn
Just discovered bestest best pal of many years actually called Amie, not Janie. Luckily she’s dead, so it doesn’t matter.
Quote: Posted 04/12/07 09:32 (GMT) by Llandaryn
Casavir annoying me by keep mentioning Old Owl Well, so had Grobnar paint “I love Cyric” on the back of his armour as he slept.
Quote: Posted 04/12/07 09:32 (GMT) by Llandaryn
V. depressing as lead githyanki v. hot.
Quote: Posted 04/12/07 09:32 (GMT) by Llandaryn
Day 74
Made gentle suggestion to Bishop that he have bath but he threatened to shoot me in the head if mentioned again.
Quote: Posted 04/12/07 09:32 (GMT) by Llandaryn
Must now fight Vin Diesel.
Quote: Posted 04/12/07 09:32 (GMT) by Llandaryn
Day 105
Have been lumbered with crumbling Keep as punishment for offering hair-loss reversal tonic to Lord Nasher.
Quote: Posted 04/12/07 09:32 (GMT) by Llandaryn
Derived immense pleasure from telling Casavir and Bishop that their own hair loss is inevitable. As a result, alignment shifted to chaotic evil.
It was worth it.
Quote: Posted 04/12/07 09:32 (GMT) by Llandaryn
Day 136
Nasher wounded in battle near Keep but sadly survived.
Best. Lines. Ever. 
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Inviato: giovedì, 12 aprile 2007 12:03 |
Lorne just really reminds me of V.D. Seemed fitting. 
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Inviato: giovedì, 12 aprile 2007 03:15 |
Astounding. Well done, OP.  | |
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Inviato: giovedì, 12 aprile 2007 04:05 |
That post was legendary.
The writer sounds like a kobold to me, for some reason... | |
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Inviato: giovedì, 12 aprile 2007 04:18 |
Wow, excellent work Llandaryn
I'll get to work on Sand's asap 
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Inviato: giovedì, 12 aprile 2007 04:22 |
*echoes Sand again* Oh gods....please don't harm me.
I pity the fool/genius who does Grobnar's. Edited By Fallen1n2Darkness on 04/12/07 16:23 | |
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Inviato: giovedì, 12 aprile 2007 04:25 |
Quote: Posted 04/12/07 16:05 (GMT) by RealBigNUKE
The writer sounds like a kobold to me, for some reason...
Ah, you’ve obviously read my factual novel, “Of Kobold Mating Habits” -- a 700-page masterpiece detailing the intricacies of Kobold culture and their orphic reproductive rituals. 
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Inviato: giovedì, 12 aprile 2007 04:28 |
Quote: Posted 04/12/07 16:25 (GMT) by Llandaryn Ah, you’ve obviously read my factual novel, “Of Kobold Mating Habits” -- a 700-page masterpiece detailing the intricacies of Kobold culture and their orphic reproductive rituals.
 ..is really all I have to say.
Oh, oh, Fallen, you did it again! *tackles Fallen* Now get me Sand! In a prettier box this time, if you please. Some sparkly ribbon would be appropriate.
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Inviato: giovedì, 12 aprile 2007 06:39 |
Meh, since it seems I can't edit my original post anymore, I'll add Bishop and Grobnar's entries here.
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The Very Secret Diary of Bishop, Son of a *****
Day 1
Githyanki killed: 7. V.good.
Got blackmailed into chasing farmgirl. Duncan v.annoying, but hot niece. Paladin staring at me. Hope he just wants makeup recommendations.
Not washed.
Day 4
Githyanki killed: 0. Slow day.
Still following Gith. Got ambushed yesterday. Had fun, but got hole in armour. V.miffed.
Still not washed.
Day 12
Githyanki killed: 2.
Suspect gnome of tying flowers in my hair as I sleep. Woke up this morning to daisies. Casavir tried to steal my eyeliner, so punched him. Need to get laid soon. Even elf beginning to look hot.
Day 16
Githyanki killed: 76. V.v.good!
Met angry Gith woman, but killed her. Rescued farmgirl and heading back to Flagon. Had accidental bathing when paladin pushed me into nearby river. Suspect paladin very confused. Punched him for good measure.
Day 31
Bathing update: still unclean. For some reason is not deterring paladin. Will try rolling in cow dung later.
Caught gnome in act of plaiting forget-me-nots in my hair, but prevented from killing him by leader. Tried to fondle elf druid but was attacked by faithful dire badger. V.painful.
Day 40
Anything killed: 0. Not good. Think I am losing edge. Also running out of eyeliner.
Watched leader kill Lorne in fight to the death. Was oddly disappointed at outcome. Lorne was kind of hot.
Day 81
Fed up of people bossing me around, also of female party members rejecting my wholesome and well-intentioned advances. Betrayed leader under guise of self-interest but suspect will come to regret decision as left supply of eyeliner at Keep. Also left animal companion there too. Also, undead not hot at all.
Bugger.
Still not washed.
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The Very Secret Diary of Grobnar Ghomehands, Son of Bobnar Gnomehands, Son of Robnar “the bear-eater” Gnomehands, Son of Illegitimate Gnomehands Snr
Day 1
Am suffering from most awful case of diarrhea. Picked wrong sort of whitethistle. My bad. Stomach feels like is going to explode more violently than barrel of blastglobes. Luckily, have managed to attach self to group of adventurers who are on noble quest to search for lost nubile princess of some foreign land. Terribly nice of them to let me join in the fun.
Day 3
Stomach much recovered. Had fun with crate of ancient blastglobes earlier, but am unsure of current travelling companions. Dwarven chap will not shut up about spring-mounted mechanical codpiece. Wish I had never mentioned it.
Day 5
Lost nubile princess of foreign land turned out to be nefarious wizard of questionable intent. Not really sure what happened to the princess, but believe we will find her before the dragon razes the village to the ground.
Day 10
Have been informed that there is no nubile princess, no dragon, and no village. Am somewhat perplexed as to how the whole princess confusion arose. Ah well, as Uncle Touchme Gnomehands once said ‘If you can dream it, a Gnomehands can build it. Or destroy it, and then rebuild it bigger and better.” Will start looking for schematics for nubile princess, but fear dragon and village might be harder to make.
In other news, encountered Paladin of Tyr whilst frolicking with adventurer pals. Neeshka seems to be scratching self a lot. Have made mental note to design tiefling flea collar.
Day 13
Was having informative chat with pleasant Eyegouger fellow when rest of party attacked him. Starting to believe may have fallen in with ‘wrong sort’. Luckily, plans for dire badger saddle continue uninterrupted, though having trouble getting miniature trebuchet to stay in place. Have been asked by leader to paint “I love Cyric” on back of Sir Casavir’s armour. Don’t know why but agreed anyway.
Day 21
Have been practising ancient Gnomehands art of daisy-chain construction. Many failures, but have decorated Sir Bishop with unsuccessful attempts, so not total loss. Eventually will get it right. Only so long until first daisy-chain dragon is complete.
Day 24
Seem to be in some rather remarkable Illefarn ruins. Don’t really remember how we got here. Rest of companions not having fun. Sir Casavir continually trying to fondle Sir Bishop, but playful advances being rebuffed with alarming force. At Sir Bishop’s behest, have turned attention towards designing new and improved eyeliner pencil.
What’s eyeliner?
Day ?
Oh my, seem to have lost track of time. Having loads of fun with new toy. Suspect Blade Golem (nicknamed ‘Mr. Spikey’) originally used for nefarious purposes. This confirmed by command codes discovered deep in Mr. Spikey’s programming. Instructions merely read; “Kill”. “Don’t stop.” Am considering adding new command for “fetch anti-diarrhea tonic” owing to continued problem with whitethistle.
Day 40-ish
Sir Casavir terribly angry with me. Whilst on journey to Port Llast attempted to help him improve combat expertise by painting go-faster racing stripes on paladin-armour. Excessive profanity ensued. Was rather suprised to learn that Tyr has a mother.
Day 55?
Had to watch leader perform for humongous crowd. Not sure why everybody cheering. Performance too violent for my taste. Started off well but second performer attacked leader. Tried to summon daisy-chain dragon to assist leader but did not work. V. disappointing. Should have used the dire badger instead.
Day 58
Was mildly surprised that Sand wants to take our relationship to next level, as had not known we even had relationship. Had actually thought that Sand was the red-haired girl. Tried to tell him that gnomes and elves not physiologically compatible but he kept talking about foot-stools. Asked Sir Casavir for clarification but was met with icy hostility. Sir Bishop only sniggered. Asked Khelgar, who ran off crying and talking about ending his life. Wonder if rest of party got into those hallucinogenic chocolates I designed last week...
Day 70. Maybe.
Have been given wonderful work space in ominous blood-soaked dungeon of Keep. Have already moved Mr. Spikey and all important components into new room. Could not encourage dire badger down stairs, however, have discovered giant spider. Will begin drawing up plans for projectile-firing spider shock troops immediately.
Day 70.5
Important note to self: Do not sing “Incy Wincy Spider” in presence of giant spiders. If I do not find my anti-venom potion in time, please send my toxin-ravaged body back to Lantan for scientific research.
Day eightysomething
Wheeeeee! Knight-Captain leader person has installed covert CCTV in Keep. Every room now covered by camera. Blood-soaked dungeon being slowly turned into hi-tech centre of operations. When questioned why my work space being used, was informed that nobody else comes down here. Reluctantly forced to cede this point.
Day eightysomethingelse
Am worried about Knight-Captain. Suspect it is not healthy to sit in blood-soaked dungeon all day staring at companions undressing on CCTV system. Would mention something about it but have to admit, am finding sight of Zhjaeve undressing on a daily basis to be strangely alluring. Brought popcorn for Knight-Captain and we had good chuckle at Sir Bishop’s expense. Will suggest taping these sessions.
Day 105
Have managed to turn Mr. Spikey into impromptu VCR. Knight-Captain believes this will be instrumental in defeating hordes of undead which are apparently marching towards us. Can’t imagine why, but have put aside other concerns to complete work on daisy-chain dragon. Am confident that flower power will save us.
Day 112
Sir Bishop has left us. Unsure why, though in hindsight, showing wide-screen playback of him in bedroom wearing Qara’s girly wizard robe while singing “Dancing Queen” may not have been good idea. Though must admit, was good for troop moral. Can’t remember last time I saw so many people laughing. Sir Casavir tried to get in last minute cuddle with Sir Bishop before he left, but was rebuffed as usual.
Day 113
Am trekking through more Illefarn ruins. Hope to find companion for Mr. Spikey. Blade Golem looking v. lonely of late. Wonder if possible to start up Blade Golem breeding program. Worth further consideration if survive current impending doom. Only regret is that daisy-chain dragon never finished.
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Inviato: giovedì, 12 aprile 2007 06:43 |
Actually....it's fun catching the little imp.
He puts up quite a fuss, but I spray a healthy dose of Qara's perfume in his general direction, and he tumbles backward into the boxes EVERY SINGLE TIME.
So....expect a very scandalized Sand to pop out of your box.
P.S. How did I get my hands on Qara's perfume you ask? .....well, let's just say that Sidney Natale and I are like-minded in that area of....loathing.
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Inviato: giovedì, 12 aprile 2007 06:51 |
Quote: Posted 04/12/07 18:39 (GMT) by Llandaryn
Brought popcorn for Knight-Captain and we had good chuckle at Sir Bishop’s expense. Will suggest taping these sessions.
That would so be me. | |
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"Must remember to ask him where he gets eyeliner."
FINALLY a good line about Bishop. ROFL
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Quote: Posted 04/12/07 18:39 (GMT) by Llandaryn
Day 10
Will start looking for schematics for nubile princess, but fear dragon and village might be harder to make.
Day 40-ish
Sir Casavir terribly angry with me. Whilst on journey to Port Llast attempted to help him improve combat expertise by painting go-faster racing stripes on paladin-armour. Excessive profanity ensued. Was rather suprised to learn that Tyr has a mother.
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